fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

3 months ago / 103,129 notes
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would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

powerburial:

things to remember:

  • nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
  • because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
3 months ago / 129,554 notes
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venusaurphobia:

Being a Christian doesn’t mean you have to be anti-science. I do believe in The Big Bang Theory, I just don’t think it’s funny or deserves six seasons.

3 months ago / 28,072 notes
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dajo42:

dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut

3 months ago / 115,001 notes
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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

(Source: irlziall)

3 months ago / 9,807 notes
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(x)

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3 months ago / 2,955 notes
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davebowie:

420goku:

davebowie:

stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 

your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man

i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.

3 months ago / 135,417 notes
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Geoff: If we had to pick one song that would exemplify the first hundred episodes, what would it be?
Ray: Probably that Simple Plan song that goes "how could this happen to me".
3 months ago / 1,461 notes
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demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

(Source: trickygod)

3 months ago / 44,884 notes
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